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<rss xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" version="2.0"><channel><title>Corpsman.com - Latest Comments in New Enlistment Contracts for all Services Please Read!! ;-)</title><link>http://corpsman-com.disqus.com/</link><description>Corpsman.com A site for Corpsman and Medics for all US Military Services, Active, Reserve, Vets, family members and recruits welcome!</description><atom:link href="https://corpsman-com.disqus.com/new_enlistment_contracts_for_all_services_please_read_/latest.rss" rel="self"></atom:link><language>en</language><lastBuildDate>Fri, 19 Nov 2010 16:21:44 -0000</lastBuildDate><item><title>Re: New Enlistment Contracts for all Services Please Read!! ;-)</title><link>http://www.corpsman.com/2009/06/new-enlistment-contracts-for-all-services-please-read/#comment-99740352</link><description>&lt;p&gt;Ive seen these before but they always make me laugh&lt;br&gt;"I vow to hone my coffee cup-handling skills to the point that I can stand up in a kayak being tossed around in a typhoon, and still not spill a drop."  = best part haha I love coffee&lt;/p&gt;</description><dc:creator xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">Shannon_lynn</dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 19 Nov 2010 16:21:44 -0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Re: New Enlistment Contracts for all Services Please Read!! ;-)</title><link>http://www.corpsman.com/2009/06/new-enlistment-contracts-for-all-services-please-read/#comment-11931400</link><description>&lt;p&gt;U.S. coast guard enlistment oath is too good to read.. i like the lines "I will fly in helos into the eye of the storm to rescue people dumber then rocks, and then be heckled by the same people when I bust them for transporting drugs two months later".&lt;br&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.garden-fountains.com" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank" title="http://www.garden-fountains.com"&gt;water wall fountain&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><dc:creator xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">Marcus</dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 30 Jun 2009 09:02:30 -0000</pubDate></item><item><title>Re: New Enlistment Contracts for all Services Please Read!! ;-)</title><link>http://www.corpsman.com/2009/06/new-enlistment-contracts-for-all-services-please-read/#comment-11737781</link><description>&lt;p&gt;These are too funny, helped on a day I needed a laugh. Thanks Deb&lt;/p&gt;</description><dc:creator xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">Deb &amp; David Hampton</dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 25 Jun 2009 15:30:18 -0000</pubDate></item></channel></rss>